Hello! Yes, I'm Van Damme. It was 22 years ago today. I was alone in the Rockies. My clothes were taken by big sweaty bears. I was scared. I was left with nothing except my tight, leopard print underpants. My nipples were so cold they started talking to me. Let me tell you friends, that was the closest I've ever been to the ice-cold refreshment of a Coors Light. Coors Light - The world's most refreshing beer
Wednesday, 6 July 2011
Coors Light - Van Damme 1
Hello. Yes, I am Van Damme. My pants froze, and froze hard. So tight. Even thinking about it takes me back. Have you ever seen a man-penguin walk after an intense mating season? Have you? When a man's pants freeze as rock-solid as mine, let me tell you my friends even that was nothing compared to the ice-cold refreshment of a Coors Light. Then my pants were tight. Coors Light - The world's most refreshing beer
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